Handy Phrases

These phrases will hopefully get you out of a jam or an uncomfortable situation.  They employ a blend of alliteration, assonance, and consonance.

Legless Lego Legolas' lost legs are logoless.

Can can-canning toucan dancers prance uncannily, perchance?

Cans of uncanny cranberries can cramp candid candidates in Canberra.

Oui oui! Ken's Wii was weakened by the weekend!

Mao's mau meows at a mouse in Maui.

Max tactfully attacks lax tax facts.

Bach's ex's Xbox box rocks!